Oh god, this is so ....hmmm.

[Yeah, that's Naveen's voice. You can't see what is he doing, but he sounds really pleased and a bit out of breath.]

I nearly forgot how good this was. I could do this forever.

[ooc: For the record, he's drinking hot chocolate. He couldn't eat it as frog. Feel free to misunderstand.] 

[First all you can see is black, and a familiar voice is heard.]I can't believe how many forms I had to fill to get a new guide of my size. This one works a bit different from the last one. Where is the.......ah, here!

[The guide changes to video and you can see a young handsome man, with hazel eyes, tanned skin, dark hair, and a killer smile.]

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Why are you all acting so weird? I saw guy in a wolf costume barking at a poor cat like he was mad. I had to throw a ball to make him go away.

And if this is what I think it is...who's dressed as a princess?

Do I look like a monster, really? Because that purple alien woman insisted that I had to fight her electric yellow rat for some reason.

[You can see the teacher's lounge of the SS Thor School. Naveen is holding a book and talking to the sex ed teacher ( Read more... )

I've been investigating voodoo magic and this word showed up in the books a few time so...

..What's a zombie and why do I need a flamethrower?

And what's a flamethrower?

[The guide shows the children's section of the library. A dozen kids are staring at what seems to be a book that's standing up all by itself.]

Ok, let's see... [You can hear a male voice. Quite a sexy male voice, to be honest. The book moves and Naveen comes into view - he's the one holding it.] Is everyone here finally? [The kids cheer and nod, ( Read more... )

Hello, ehm..people in this thing.

Just for clarification, I need a KISS to break the curse, and it needs to be on the lips.

A kiss.

Not a lick.

So, in the future, please refrain from trying to lick me again. That was gross.

[The video starts in the newcomers' office. We can’t see the owner of the guide, but it’s probably someone who just arrived and is still trying to figure out how it works. What’s visible instead is a female Vogon talking to a frog. Next to the animal, there’s a pile of forms that look like a small tower in comparison.]

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